Fake prediction markets about your friends.
Ask a dumb question, set the odds, and Allegedly spits out a trading screen so real people forget it isn't.
Launching soon · iOS first
Three taps to a fake market.
Ask the question
"Will Dave ever text back the same day?" Anything about anyone. The dumber the better.
Set the odds & the vibe
Slider or a preset for the odds — then a card look and a comment tone. The fake commenters carry half the joke.
Drop it in the chat
Share the card as an image. It looks like a real trading screen. Everyone loses it.
Looks legit. Isn't.
Every part of the card is fake and set by you — the percentages, the "volume," the comment section. That's the joke.
5 card looks
Wall St., Degen, Vegas Odds, Crypto, Noir. Pick your flavor of chaos.
5 comment vibes
From "supportive friend" to snarky. The fake commenters do a lot of the work.
10-second create
Odds presets and quick templates. One market between the punchline and the send.
Make-one-back built in
Tap a market someone shared with you and you're one screen from firing back.
Free, no account
No signup, no login, no feed. Make a card, share a card, done.
They see it. They make one back.
One absurd market lands in a group chat, and within a minute three other people have made their own. That's the entire app.
- 1 You make a market "Will Jordan ever unmute the group chat?" — 91% NO.
- 2 Drop it in the chat Shares as an image that looks like a real trading screen.
- 3 Someone taps through The card links back here — they're one screen from the app.
- 4 They fire one back Now there's a market about you. The loop runs itself.
Markets people made this week.
Every one is fake and made by someone for their group chat. Yours takes about ten seconds.